Sitting in his cab waiting for a fare, my friend's husband, William,watched as a torrentialdownpour left lake-size puddlesjust off the curb of the busy street.
Then the back door opened and a customer got in.
As William asked the destination,the would-be passenger exited through the otherdoor,successfully avoiding the puddles.
"Thanks,"; she said. "Chivalry isn't dead after all."
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied.
"You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them.
Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died.
Now they were in front of 河南治疗癫痫病医院St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St.Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer.
Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells the couple that they can get married in heaven.
The young lady then asks St. Peter, "If things just don't work out can we get a divorce?" St.Peter looks at her and replies, " Lady it took me 30 days to find a preacher up here do youreally think I am going to find a lawyer?!!"